Person Gets Back at Passenger Who Ignored Airplane Etiquette, Taking Up 3 Seats During Flight

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    "I poured soup all over.... S ""
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    Disgusting Airline Passenger This happened on a long haul flight between Shanghai and Singapore, which is about 5.5 hours. I was in Seat D on a 747, which is the left hand aisle seat in the 4-seat centre block. Dude was seated in G, three seats away, and we had two empty seats between us.
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    Before the aircraft had been in the air for two minutes, Dude lifts the two armrests up and lies down, taking up three seats. He didn't ask or even acknowledge me. I couldn't believe the temerity of it! I didn't necessarily want to lie down myself, but having the seat spare next to me instead of this bloke's feet would have been nice.
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    After about 10 minutes I got up and had a wander to see if there might be another two empty seats, and I quickly found two about 7 rows back and relocated. I walked back down the aisle near his head to use the toilet and could hear the Dude snoring (and smelling quite strongly of whiskey).
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    I asked a hostess for a cup of miso soup, which she duly delivered to my seat 5 minutes later and which I let it cool to a nice body temperature. By now the lights have been turned low (it was a late evening flight) so I walked back past the Dude, this time down the aisle at his feet where I had been sitting. I poured the miso onto the rather porous blanket in the crch area and
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    walked on to the toilet again. Coming back I noticed that he still hadn't moved. The miso soup had clearly not been noticed at body temperature. As tempted as I was to make another run perhaps with some toothpaste or similar, I decided that discretion was the better part of valour and let him off. When the lights came back on a couple of hours later, I could the Dude waking up. He stood up
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    from under the blanket before realising he had a big wet patch on the front of his trousers. I don't know what he thought, but I'm pretty sure he thought he'd ped himself. "Cr_tch miso" probably smells an awful bit like u ine. He soon realised where the discomfort was coming from and took off to the toilets, emerging about 10 minutes later with his hands covering the wet area. I didn't see him again.
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    In a way I hope he realised that he'd been pranked as a result of his selfish behaviour, but who knows? It really was a fine revenge.
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    Meincornwall • 3h ago • Edited 2h ago We once had a really annoying bully of a customer in a camp site night club, the type of ar le that never quite gave enough reason to be banned. Well I spotted him passed out fast asleep & notified the other bouncers I was gonna bin him.
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    The head doorman said "Watch & learn", went & asked for a glass of warm water then poured it on his cr___ch & immediately woke him up. He was then led on a guided tour of the club before being shown the door. Best part being steering him towards any crowd whilst loudly shouting "Look out, he's covered in p is!" He never came back.
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    lettucemanatee • 2h ago This is unhinged. Nuclear revenge for minor inconvenience. ↑ 85 + Reply 1 Share
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    Scrembled Eggs • 2h ago Honestly, yeah. "An extra seat would have been nice even though I didn't need it and wasn't using it," so they ruined his pants and probably humiliated him? He didn't even do anything to OP; it was a perceived inconvenience. If he'd been kicking OP with his feet and refused to stop when asked, then I might understand it. ✩ 40 ↓ Reply ↑ Share
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    CannondaleSynapse • 2h ago The plot twist is that this post is POV of the disgusting passenger? ↑ 36 Reply ↑ Share gathermewool • 26m ago Agreed. What a schi k. 42 ↓ Reply ↑ Share :
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    SC WaltVinegar - 3h ago That's just c y, although not quite as bad as the story you told about spitting a mouthful of snot on some guy's face. Ye're an a. ole, mate. ↑ 89 ↓ Reply Share gholt417 28m ago Nah, just a fibber 43 ↓ Reply ↑ Share :
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    Tx2xAxG. 56m ago Yta. You could have asked him to move. You moved so what was the problem. Grow up - ↑ 10 ↓ Reply ↑ Share Leather_Ad_5602 OP• 42m ago I did. He ignored me. 41 ↓ Reply ↑ Share
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    ilovebali 3h ago Edited 3h ago ● ● I remember a flight from Beijing to Brisbane I was also on the aisle with a woman in the other aisle and 2 seats in between us. She asked me to lift my armrest up so she could lie down and fully extend her feet into my seat. The audacity was mind blowing and I also moved seat. I didn't seek any revenge though and think what you did was quite cruel. 46 ↓ Reply Share ...
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    Leather_Ad_5602 OP• 3h ago Yep, people are pigs. I watched two eastern Europeans brush their teeth (just after breakfast and just before we were about to land) and spat there saliva toothpaste on the floor between their feet. I could not believe what I was seeing. I have another dozen travel stories, but the one above was the best petty revenge one.
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    Help meeeoo • 1h ago this was really pathetic. I think you have bigger issues than you might think. This was so unnecessary. If i had 3-4 seats and was tired I'd do the same ↑ 21 ↓ Reply ↑ Share ... Leather_Ad_5602 OP 37m ago Really? You just take the three seats up without consulting with your fellow passengers at all. You're a selfish as the f ker I poured the miso soup on.

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